Today, Eva had a talent show at school. Her profound talent she wanted to share with the school is hula hooping. More precisely, hula hooping around her neck.
As we were getting ready this morning, she made sure I knew which one of us was to be the star today.
Me: Do you know where any of my hair clips are?
Eva: Mom, you know you’re just coming to watch the show not be in it, right?
Me: Yes, I’m aware.
Eva: So why do you want a hair clip today?
Me: Why would anyone want a hair clip–to put in my hair. I don’t want my hair in my face.
Eva: Then why don’t you wear a ponytail?
Me: Do you know where my clips are or not?